Episode 12: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

The ninja turtles are back! But not like you remember them. That's because these turtles are hideous CGI monsters with ill-fitting voice-overs and the character depth of a drooling dog pack.

In short, we had a wonderful time going to the theaters to watch the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, Out of the Shadows! All TWO HOURS of it! Don't make the same mistake we did. We watched so you don't have to.
Yep. Just like how we remember them.

Yep. Just like how we remember them.