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The sucky sequel strikes again!
The original Zoolander was laugh-out-loud funny and had a coherent plot, albeit an absurd one. Zoolander 2 has none of those things. Even achieving the all-time highest recorded SSCPMM (Star-Studded Cameos Per Movie Minute) doesn't help save this cinematic sinking ship.
Speaking of light-hearted stuff like ships sinking, this movie kicks off with a building collapse resulting in numerous deaths, a murder by semi-automatic machine gun and eventually works in a child sacrifice ritual and a fun visit to the burn ward. LOL! Comedy.
Join us as we discuss the clear overreach in jurisdiction by Interpol's Fashion Police division, recruit a member of Hansel's vast orgy crew for our own personal orgy and make sense of Kristen Wiig's worst supporting actress Razzie Award for her role as Alexanya Atoz.